Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
unbreakable warriors bond
Reminder that people aren't entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you've agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I'd "just finished up my previous commitment". It's not their problem to know that it was DND.
Just to make sure no one schedules meetings on top of my D&D sessions, BUT ALSO to avoid any chance of my coworkers figuring out when I’m playing D&D, I always block sessions out on my calendar with the appointment title:
“Conflict Resolution Seminar”
It’s not a lie, I’m discussing with a small group how to resolve conflict. Not my fault that the answer is often violence.
Bro I love you but if I saw in the communal calendar that one of my coworkers had attended thirty conflict resolution seminars over the last year then I would immediately assume they had committed innumerable acts of workplace violence and management was too scared to fire them
The croc instinctively carries its offspring in its mouth.
and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false self
that is an alligator
and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false alligator
and yet a trace of
the true self remains in the
false alligator
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
literally one of my favourite pictures ever
nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes
If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks
Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity
BITCH NO WAYYYY
I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That’s goals.
one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was.
I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that’s just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the “nice” looking people you get comfort from their presence.
Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe.
Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive.
Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.
My history teacher always phrased it like “rockers go for the players, punks go for the ball”
Think we’re being a bit generous, that fourth sauce is way the hell out past his butt
3.3 sauces
Sick of the negativity and TOXICITY of this community! He clearly is sniffing around at a good smells and isnt fully extended in the image. Dare i say he could be ABOVE 4 sauces if you gave him the time of day to even care?!! Some sick world we live on